Fatwa on famous band

For the first time a fatwa has been issued regarding a musical group. This dubious honour has befallen the famous norwegian band Shagging Sheep, after the release of their newest album. Being very popular in Kurdistan, and generally well known in several middle-east countries, the album has been quite a success in the Islamic world. However, the song «Major 7 - Pain in the Ass», (allegedly an Iraqi contribution to the European Song Contest) has caused fundementalists to react. Flags with Shagging Sheep logos has been burned in Baghdad an in Gaza, and yesterday, at 11 AM (GMT), the fatwa was proclaimed. The following official statement has been released from the fundamentalistic organization «Holy War On The Dirty Devils - May They Never Get Any Virgins», represented by their spokesman Mohammad Ali Hassan Khamany: «These infidel sheep must be killed! Their offending lyrics and respectless scorn of muaddhins and muslim singers is a declaration of war on Islam! Honour must be restored! On that basis, and in compliance with God's order, we call on every Muslim to kill these evil sheep devils, and cook them if possible! Unfortunately the bastards are all anonymous, but we promise that their true faces will be revealed in Allahs name. Until then we will kill any sheep we encounter, because they are all the same! None of them are innocent! Oh no! My God, Allah is great! The solo was quite nice, though.»