Shagging Sheep - En liten dyrehistorie

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Cowboy: «Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?» Rancher: «This dog don't talk!» Cowboy: «Hey dog, how's it going?» Dog: «Doin alright» Rancher: (Extreme look of shock) Cowboy: «Is this your owner? (pointing at rancher)» Dog: «Yep.» Cowboy: «How's he treat you?» Dog: «Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.» Rancher: (Look of disbelief) Cowboy: «Mind if I talk to your horse?» Rancher: «Horses don't talk!» Cowboy: «Hey horse, how's it goin?» Horse: «Cool.» Rancher: (an even wilder look of shock) Cowboy: «Is this your owner?" (pointing at rancher) Horse: «Yep.» Cowboy: «How's he treat you?» Horse: «Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.» Rancher: (total look of amazement) Cowboy: «Mind if I talk to your SHEEP?» Rancher: (stuttering, and hardly able to talk)...... «Th-Th-Them sheep ain't nothin but liars!!!»