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      Juni - 2001     [ Previous issue ]

A new album ....... when? Are you one of those poor people lying sleepless at night wondering WHEN the world-all-star band Shagging Sheep will release their new, mystical album? We were very lucky indeed to get hold of a document that may consist of the cover and title of their coming album. But it may also be just another bootleg. It's hard to tell with all those fan magazines, fake material and "tribute albums" circulating. To make the matter even more unclear, it has also been speculated that this is the front cover and title of the coming book about the band, written by the renowned biographer Wolfgang Lambchopper.   A new sport coming up? Who's afraid of the big, bad, wolf? Not the sheep at Ballstein Snøttingsbråten's farm - that's for sure! The Norwegian farmer was one of the lucky few when the local university was seeking volunteers for their experiments on predator behaviour. No scientific details have been released to the public, but to the best of our knowledge the method involves impregnating the sheep's wool with certain feromones, making the wolfs perceive the sheep as something else than prey. Whatever it is - that wolf seems to be one jolly jumper!

Striptease shock! Shagging Sheep had just arrived at the annual Hampfordshire Rock and Drug Festival, when a local fan began to undress. "We're used to it!" is their short comment.   King of the road! Gorgon Berømt's fascination for powerful women and sexy cars is no secret. It was news to us, however, that he also makes his own modifications. On the cars, that is - not the women. The depicted Mini is indeed one of a kind. It was concieved after an evening at the football pub, where Gorgon had been listening for five hours to his pals - all truck drivers - bragging about their vehicles. Irritated, but in a strangely creative mood, he spent most of the next week working in his garage. And so it happened that the world's first six-wheeled Morris Mini came into being.   What's in a kiss? Rumours started to flow again when this picture of Lord Svartfaen was published in some less-than-serious magazine. Fans can relax, however. Lord is not leaving Berit Speilku Tvileren, and there is really no scandal at all. We let Lord speak for himself: " We're just friends! And I don't really understand what the fuzz is about. It was just a friendly kiss on the head, for heaven's sake!"

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