Shagging Sheep - The wild rumours
There are many strange rumours in circulation concerning the members of Shagging Sheep. We probably shouldn't be surprised. Speculations and myths often follow in the wake of fame, and we will have to learn to cope with that. Having said yes to a life in the public eye, one ought to endure a little gossip.
However, we will take this opportunity to give our own versions of some of the worst stories:
- It has been claimed that Roman Bender used to wear a necktie in his university days. This is a gross exaggeration. It really happened at only one occation, and that was a bad-taste party.
- There is nothing going on (we repeat: nothing) between dr. Gustav T. Nervan and princess Märtha Louise, og there never has been.
- We don't know who put about the malignant rumour that Lord Svartfaen is a teetotaller, but it's complete bullshit!
- We have been asked if it's correct that Lord is a bit...sort of... well, hairdresser. This must be due to some misunderstanding. The truth is that he has been to the hairdresser, and not just a bit, either.
- A similar misunderstanding has befallen Donaldo. He is not a transvestite - he drives a Ford Transit! The fact that some people consider this to be just as embarrassing, is quite another matter.
- There are some stories circulating about Gorgon being in serious trouble somewhere in Europe. Some say that he've been stopped at the Serbian border with his car full of cocain and machine guns. Since none of us has any clue what he's up to down there, we can neither confirm nor reject this.
- Many of you have probably heard the talk about dr. Nervan getting drunk with Chris Penn in Santa Monica, CA. This is actually quite correct.
- It is not true, however, that we sent Lene Nyström (the Aqua bimbo) home from one of our auditions because she was drunk. The truth is that she never turned up. We have put our lawyers on the case.
- It is unfortunately quite true that Bender's allergic to wool.
Latest update: There has been some gossip going 'round hinting on conflicts in the band. Some argue, for instance, that Gorgon og Gustav want to quit, and that the band is about to split up. This is of course not the case. Certainly, several of the band members are engaged in other projects on the side, but this have no influence whatsoever on the collaboration in Shagging Sheep.